Bellingen Christmas Carols

Ok, the first Carol isn't specific to Bellingen, it's what we hear everywhere...

We wish you a capitalistmas
(tune: we wish you a merry Christmas)

“We wish you a capitalistmas,
we wish you a capitalistmas,
we wish you a capitalistmas
and a credit debt next year!
Cash registers ring, from all the buy-ing: 

we wish you a capitalistmas and a credit debt next year!”